The New Britney

Whoah sorry for the hiatus guys! I had tons and tons of work to do and I just never got the chance to get on the computer. Well it's what you've been waiting for ... I actually feel like it's the end of an era. Or rather three really well recieved posts... But anyway I'd like to thank all of you guys for voting. Sooo I read through all of your votes and comments and the winner (by a landslide) was ... MINIMALIST Britney. Not surprising actually because I figured you were tired of seeing her overly glam I-look-hot-while-I'm-really-not looks (i.e. cut off denim shorts, ratty extensions and a cheap tube of red lipstick). So without further adue - or however you spell that- I give you the simple yet chic and oh so refreshing minimalist Britney Spears.

It's bikini season soon and we all know that with Britney being a loving mom and the fact that she lives in Cali that she'll most likely be taking little Sean P. and his bro Jayden James to the beach. So dear Britney, throw out those too-tight teen bikinis and cover up with a flattering one-piece and stylish coat coverup from Marni. BUT, before you wear something quite so revealing (not that we haven't seen enough already) you should go back to your old ways. You'r touring concert ways. AKA the time when you did 1,000 situps a day - way before you started eating cheetos. Instead of wearing bright pink juciy couture velour suits -barf- you should go for a sporty look from Marni. Leggings and a graphic tee make you look a lot better if ,god forbid, you start sweating. And don't lug around your sweaty socks in a boring gym bag - carry the patent leather Marni balloon bag. Trust me: excercise is not hard at all when you look good.

When people think of Britney Spears circa. 2006-2007 the first things that pop into their minds are denim cutoffs, ratty blond hair, clown makeup and streetwalker dresses (borrowed from the ever classy Paris Hilton). With these simple looks from Stella McCartney and Yigal Azrouel. I loved the blazer and city short looks when I saw this and knew Britney would look great in the outfit, and the trendy leather jacket is edgy without being biker. Two looks from Phillip Lim equals a top spot on the best dressed.

If Britney goes on to make any more B-list movies (Crossroads anyone?) then of course there will be numerous film premieres. Hey, maybe she might even go to the Oscars! Ok I'm reaching too high. If there is any red carpet designer it is Ralph Lauren. His simplistic yet unbelievably sexy dresses like the slinky black dress above would look Amazing with straight hair a la Britney and a silver clutch.

How great would Britney look in this? I love this dress so much I'd buy it. Doesn't it scream fashion icon in the making?

And that's it ! Thank you so much for voting and don't get too sad or suicidal now that this is over ♥