Cool Like ChloéFashion is something I absolutely love and I can't remember the last time I missed an issue of Vogue or Teen Vogue. But lately my passion has been sqaundered by girls who have no clue about the industry and designers. Now I'm not trying to be snobby but it's quite discouraging when girls I know think that a Chanel 2.55 is on the same level as their Baby Phat purse. Or they've never heard of Anna Wintour and frequent their CosmoGirl mags for fashion tips. So I decided to compile a list to help you guys see the tackiest of tackiest and if these items ever cross you'r path be prepared to hold down your breakfast.
1. Juicy Couture Sweatsuits - What could be more classier than wearing lime green sweatpants with Juicy written on the butt in hot pink letters? Or try one of our heart printed hoodies worn by the ever stylish Paris Hilton. Please, please do NOT wear this line of clothing. If you do its style suicide.
2. The Logo Laden Bags - Its so common in New York that I don't bother even walking down Broadway or China town without extremely dark Chloe shades. Because it absolutely blinds me when I see a tourist wearing a cheap and trashy Vuitton that they picked up at a corner stand. What's even worse? The fake Vuittons without the LV's!
3. Cupcake Prom Dresses - Do not ever flip through a Seventeen Prom magazine on an empty stomach. I literally cringed at these monstrositys. Ruched tulle? Fake shiny satin? Feathers AND beads? I really have no idea who comes up with these. I don't know about you but I wouldn't want to look like I was exploding out of a cake on a night supposedly one step below my wedding!
4. The Label Whore - This only works if you'r a gold digging twenty year old after an eighty year old texan heir. Or a Nascar driver's wife. Or Paris Hilton. Toting along flashy bags that will eventually go out of style (or never come in style) like the Louis Vuitton Miroir bag along with an LV bikini and uber fake tan is never hot.
5. Anything and Everything Paris Hilton - Need I say more?
6. Too Many Trends - Wearing too much of something that is going to come out of style in the next six months is never in fashion. Take Nicole Richie circa 2003. Her daily wardrobe consisted of Uggs, streaked hair, and a candy coloured Louis Vuitton. Not so stylish now is it? Although I doubt it ever was...
7. Trends of The Past - Our world already has global warming and wars going on. Do we really need to bring back scrunchies, coloured leggings and embelished denim?
Remember people: Abide by these rules and you will never ever earn a spot on the best dressed list. Or a spot in fashion hell ...
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45 commentaires:
Juicy Coutore gets really boring
and I never realized how many fashion don'ts Paris Hilton does.
oh well i never liked her.
hey lets not forget the lace leggings under a denim miniskirt with a spaghetti strap, preferably with delias-esque hearts all over it, and about 48 trillion plastic bead necklaces and plastic bangles, shoddy goodwill "vintage" across the body shoulder bag, and $3 drugstore sunglasses and jellies currently being promoted by such fashion experts as cosmogirl and teen magazine
Haha, I like this post. You really captured all of the worst parts of "fashion".
haha, great post.
I'm glad your normal posting is back. But what about try hards? Like Victoria Beckham, thats definetly a deadly sin!
I agree about the trends of the past. Ahh! Its always sixties, nautical, goth etc on replay. Can't we have something new? Something completely new?
Please designers, Think! Think!
S xx
I agree with all of them. Great post.
ahaha thank you so much , your post is great , I had so much fun !
love how you used pictures of not so trendy Paris Hilton...nice work xx
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i totally agree! i hate it when girls in my school carry around fake chanel and louis vuitton bags! and then the next minute they're waering a baby phat jacket. ew.
Lol, good post!.I agree with you on the cupcake prom dresses, and the other things too, but really the prom dresses.
great post! love the honesty!
ok juicy couture is cute, if you're going to the gym or acting like you're excercising or somthing. i dont like the "juicy" logo displayed on 12 year old butts, but if their over-bleached mothers want to pay for some hella-expensive sweats, have at it!
and that orange and pink prom dress -- what was that thing?! it looks like libby-lou just threw up all over it! bleh!
i hate paris hilton. she is not a celebrity. period. end of story.
i actually used to like those miror bags but they are soo gaudy, and i heard (like paris hilton's tan) that swimsuit was fake?
wow, this post was beyond funny. That picture of Nicole Richie was so good, i saved it and emailed it to a friend for a laugh.
I am so over "it" bags. So many women in NYC wear the same things, shop at the same places, and carry the same bags...so uninspired.
few things hurt my soul more than bad fake LV bags. very few things. i love yer work and have linked you to my site, link back if yer so inclined, i'd be thrilled. www.stylesightings.com
wow great post. i love this blog but never comment. this thread was too funny not to comment on!
C'est vrai! Fake LV is the worst, with all things Juicy a close second. And heaven help the girl who wants to dress like Paris Hilton, the living embodiment of the adage that money can't buy style (or class)!
I agree your whole post, but if you're going to be against something, do it with correct grammar. "There is nothing more classier" than that.
Ew, Paris Hilton. And fake Louis Vuitton! If you can't afford designer bags, then you're not meant to have any! Gah, it's like of 500 LV bags in my country, 1 is not fake. I don't want to buy a real LV because everyone would think I was the kind of girl who'd walk around with a fake bag, because these people cannot see the difference :(
You are right, I think fashion comes with some elegance. If you have that in you, then you are showing that you understand the term fashion!
i hate paris hilton she is so stuck up
these 'fashion don'ts' actually make me feel sad. I feel that these knock off Louis Vs degrade the good name of designer wear. Everywhere in New York, Rome, London are these tacky knock offs, i want to know who buys these things and do they expect people to believe they are real. Tacky fashion just gives nice clothes a bad name.
Funny. I like.
the fake bags are the worst- all the girls in my school carry fake chanel, LV, coach, dooney&burke and they are so rediculously obiviously fake. leggings and ugg make me want to barf. esp lace leggings- fdnsjafklds. oh and the prom dresses!!
This is an amazing post. Congrats!
if i see one more person carrying a fake lv, i will die. and the juicy track suits? soooo over.
i totally agree with all your 7 deadly fashion sins. i love this post! A full on Juicy track suit in pink is in the Victoria and Albert museum in London in their fashion exhibit, oh the horror.
OMG you are so right! i just moved to a really small town, the 8th best small town in America. I was shocked Uggs, Skirts over jeans (plaid skirts in fact) eww. There are people who have never been to a mall and coudln't tell you louis vutton from hermes thats sadddd and don't get me started on wo they thought anna wintour was
Well keep blogging
seems like some one is jealous of paris? :)
hehe ANYWAYS i agree that what she wears is not always good looking because it's too much of every thing but i do love her style.
&&hey, if you hate juicy couture it's all good i understand but i found it really cute and comfy!
cute blog anyways♥
oh i forgot to tell you i totally agree how fakes lv are ugly you really can tell they are fake!
I say if people can't afford the real deal just don't buy it and try an other hot bag that is less expensive.
nyways that's all :)
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